Guerrillas in the Mist

Garry Somers is one of the founders of The Millionth Monkey, so if you have any serious objections to content you find herein, maybe you should address it to him. On another opposable-thumbed hand, maybe you shouldn't. See our Rules of Engagement if you have any doubts about whether we're interested in your opinions. (Don't hold your breath.)

For reasons we're not entirely sure of, Garry is somewhat less convinced than the other founder that the world is careering to Hades in the proverbial handbasket, and that it's a one-way trip, inevitable, and not going to be a whole lot of fun. He seems buoyantly optimistic that we're not necessarily doomed, despite the overwhelming evidence cited chapter and verse by his evil twin, John.