The Apes of Wrath

John Herring is one of the founders of The Millionth Monkey, so if you have any serious objections to content you find herein, maybe you should address it to him. On another opposable-thumbed hand, maybe you shouldn't. See our Rules of Engagement if you have any doubts about whether we're interested in your opinions. (Don't hold your breath.)

For reasons we're not entirely sure of, John insists that Garry isn't sufficiently convinced that The End of the World is upon us, despite the Signs in the Heavens and the Omens and Portents clearly visible in the general direction of Hollywood. But despite all this, it's remotely possible that John will someday be rescued from his pessimism by his evil twin, Garry.